Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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