She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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