I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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