He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
Randomize
