You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Randomize
