So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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