Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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