I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
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