Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I know her cup size but not her name....
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