I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
He felt like a one man threesome
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
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