1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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