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I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.

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(404): View more from Georgia

I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex

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(703): View more from Virginia

My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?

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(847): View more from Illinois

Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?

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(248): View more from Michigan

whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes

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(443): View more from Maryland

i drank out of a bidet.

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(415): View more from California

What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.

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