i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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