ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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