Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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