He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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