I hope mine doesn't look like that
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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