Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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