smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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