Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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