So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
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