Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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