I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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