How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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