So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
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