Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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