Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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