Cold hands, warm shart.
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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