One girl and one boy is just not enough.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Dick very happy bro
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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