Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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