I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
He has the fingertips of a God
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