break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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