508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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