Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
foreskin is a definite game changer
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
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