AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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