What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Randomize
