SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I wear drunk well.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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