chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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