Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
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