oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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