SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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