walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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