Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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