Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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