I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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