i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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