Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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