that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Randomize
