is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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