doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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