Your tits are I can't wait for
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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