wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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