you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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