Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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